In The Fast Lane
Scooter Granny leads the race
QuotaBillsLife is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack
To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar
Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman
She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie
You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com