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In Case of Emergency

Inspirational sign for looters

In Case of Emergency thanks to Roy Turkington

Finding the closest thing at hand during an emergency

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Glass: Chinese marijuana - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Allege: A high rock shelf. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

Never give a sucker an even break. - WC Fields

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best thing to break is a contract. - WC Fields

The glass is half full, not half empty. - John Milton

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

However long the night, the dawn will break. - African Proverb

Reading can seriously damage your ignorance. - Unknown

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

It's funnier to bend things than to break them. - WC Fields

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Never morning wore to evening but some heart did break. - Alfred Tennyson

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

Sparrows that emulate peacocks are likely to break a thigh. - Burmese Proverb

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

I might have been given a bad break, but I've got an awful lot to live for. - Lou Gehrig

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse. - H L Mencken

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

The capitalist chain is again threatening to break at the weakest link. Spain is next in order. - Leon Trotsky

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

I want to break something, or hit something, but I am afraid to move, so I start crying instead. - Veronica Roth

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak knits up the o'er wrought heart and bids it break. - William Shakespeare

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

Resentment is like a glass of poison that a man drinks; then he sits down and waits for his enemy to die. - Nelson Mandela

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management. - Scott Adams

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have. - Goldie Hawn

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames. - Harry Hill

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi


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