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In Case of Emergency

Inspirational sign for looters

In Case of Emergency thanks to Roy Turkington

Finding the closest thing at hand during an emergency

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I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best thing to break is a contract. - WC Fields

The heart will break, but broken live on. - Lord Byron

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

He's breaking his grandpa's sacrolificat. - Archie Bunker

It's funnier to bend things than to break them. - WC Fields

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Elastic Band: An old rock group that keeps bouncing back - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sparrows that emulate peacocks are likely to break a thigh. - Burmese Proverb

Manufracture: To produce items which break after little use - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. - John Madden

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

I might have been given a bad break, but I've got an awful lot to live for. - Lou Gehrig

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. - Unknown

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse. - H L Mencken

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down. - Bede Jarrett

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Simon Sinek

Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak knits up the o'er wrought heart and bids it break. - William Shakespeare

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damage awards. - Jodi Picoult

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have. - Goldie Hawn

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames. - Harry Hill

It's not what we don't know that hurts us, people say. It's what we believe is true that isn't that does the damage. - Melody Beattie

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi


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