In Case of Emergency

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I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

Never give a sucker an even break. - WC Fields

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Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Reading can seriously damage your ignorance. - Unknown

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Never morning wore to evening but some heart did break. - Alfred Tennyson

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Manufracture: To produce items which break after little use - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? - Bertolt Brecht

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

We see through a glass darkly because all we want is to be comfortable. - Ravi Zacharias

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Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. - John Madden

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. - Unknown

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse. - H L Mencken

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Hearts can break. Sometimes I think it would be better if we died when they did, but we don't. - Stephen King

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Simon Sinek

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management. - Scott Adams

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damage awards. - Jodi Picoult

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

It's not what we don't know that hurts us, people say. It's what we believe is true that isn't that does the damage. - Melody Beattie

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown