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Ikea: Swedish for maze - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Xylophonist: A superstitious person who goes around knocking on wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

Carpenter: 1. A guy who nails down his agreement; 2. A shelf made man. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

The mind is not a vessel that needs filling but wood that needs igniting. - Plutarch

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date. - John C Maxwell

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. - Immanuel Kant

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy

My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them. - Steven Wright

Accepting and celebrating the thread of your own personality is the first grasp of the Grand Weaver's design in your life. You are not a number. He knows you by name. - Ravi Zacharias

If you want to build a ship, don't drum up people together to collect wood and don't assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

My apartment has a semblance of a storage facility. It's just stacks, there are no bookshelves, just books and piles of stamp collections and weird little sewing and knitting projects. - Sufjan Stevens

The youth gets together his materials to build a bridge to the moon, or perchance a palace or temple on the earth, and at length the middle-aged man concludes to build a wood-shed with them. - Henry David Thoreau


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