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If You're Looking For A Sign

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If You're Looking For A Sign thanks to Jim Serritella

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I'm looking for a loop-hole. - WC Fields

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

What I am looking for is not out there. It is in me. - Hellen Keller

He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up. - Paul Keating

These aren't the droids you're looking for... - Obi Wan Kenobi

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands. - Dudley Moore

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

When opportunity knocks, some people are in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers. - Polish Proverb

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen

There is no sign saying 'good Muslim' or 'bad Muslim.' How many lives will be lost or destroyed trying to determine who is good or who is bad? - Pauline Hanson

People after death become complete again. The blind can see, the deaf can hear, cripples are no longer crippled after all their vital signs have ceased to exist. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

I like reading, I like boring things, and yet I think people for ages had this image of me that I was on the tube with a chainsaw looking for any likely candidate. - Jo Brand

In looking for people to hire, you look for three qualities: integrity, intelligence, and energy. And if they don't have the first, the other two will kill you. - Warren Buffet

One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read." - Steven Wright


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