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If You're Looking For A Sign

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If You're Looking For A Sign thanks to Jim Serritella

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Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble. - Kin Hubbard

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

What I am looking for is not out there. It is in me. - Hellen Keller

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

These aren't the droids you're looking for... - Obi Wan Kenobi

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Happiness is always the serendipitous result of looking for something else. - Idel Dreimer

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

In every difficult situation is potential value. Believe this, then begin looking for it. - Norman Vincent Peale

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. - Doug Larson

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing and that's all you'll ever find." - Robert J. Flaherty

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

There is no sign saying 'good Muslim' or 'bad Muslim.' How many lives will be lost or destroyed trying to determine who is good or who is bad? - Pauline Hanson

People after death become complete again. The blind can see, the deaf can hear, cripples are no longer crippled after all their vital signs have ceased to exist. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

A sense of humor is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life. - Hugh Sidey

If you can get humor and seriousness at the same time, you've created a special little thing, and that's what I'm looking for, because if you get pompous, you lose everything. - Paul Simon


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