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If You Work Hard

How to donate half your income to the government

If You Work Hard thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Influence is like a savings account. The less you use it, the more you've got. - Andrew Young

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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