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If You Work Hard

How to donate half your income to the government

If You Work Hard thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

We don't have inflation because we are living too well. We have it because government is living too well. - Ronald Reagan

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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