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If You Work Hard

How to donate half your income to the government

If You Work Hard thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Every American should have above average income, and my administration is going to see they get it. - Bill Clinton

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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