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Car-ving her appreciation on the family car

I Love Dad thanks to Renate Jaster

“And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.” - I Corinthians 13:13
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Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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