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I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

The world is an oyster, but you don't crack it open on a mattress. - Arthur Miller

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon


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