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I Can Explain It

... but I can't understand it for you

I Can Explain It thanks to Barry McCartney

Understanding something from another person's perspective

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Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

I wish he would explain his explanation. - Lord Byron

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Never retreat. Never explain. Get it done and let them howl. - Benjamin Jowett

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

Having to explain it means you probably shouldn't have said it. - Cary Clack

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

Those who understand only what can be explained understand very little. - Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

You'll never get to a person's soul until you understand their hurts. - Ravi Zacharias

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves. - Carl Jung

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not understand it myself any more. - Albert Einstein

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

I have striven not to laugh at human actions, not to weep at them, nor to hate them, but to understand them. - Spinoza

Unless I understand the Cross, I cannot understand why my commitment to what is right must be precedence over what I prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen


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