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I Can Explain It

... but I can't understand it for you

I Can Explain It thanks to Barry McCartney

Understanding something from another person's perspective

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A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Seek first to understand, then to be understood. - Stephen Covey

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other. - Jane Austen

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply. - Stephen R. Covey

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

Increasingly, search is our mechanism for how we understand ourselves, our world, and our place within it. - John Battelle

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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