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The human face is my landscape. - Joshua Reynolds

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Technology is teaching us to be human again. - Simon Mainwaring

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward

It is the ability to choose which makes us human. - Madeleine L'Engle

Selfishness is the greatest curse of the human race. - William E. Gladstone

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Blessed is the influence of one true, loving human soul on another. - George Eliot

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity. - Samuel Johnson

Human happiness and human satisfaction must ultimately come from within oneself. - Dalai Lama

I'm not an advocate for disability issues. Human issues are what interest me. - Aimee Mullins

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent. - Marilyn Monroe

The human race is inquisitive about other people's lives, but negligent to correct their own. - St Augustine

The image is one thing and the human being is another. It's very hard to live up to an image. - Elvis Presley

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

I have striven not to laugh at human actions, not to weep at them, nor to hate them, but to understand them. - Spinoza

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

Everything that enlarges the sphere of human powers, that shows man he can do what he thought he could not do, is valuable. - Samuel Johnson

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

I am certain that a Sewing Machine would relieve as much human suffering as a hundred Lunatic Asylums, and possibly a good deal more. - Margaret Atwood

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Acceptance is not love. You love a person because he or she has lovable traits, but you accept everybody just because they're alive and human. - Albert Ellis

Stories are the creative conversion of life itself into a more powerful, clearer, more meaningful experience. They are the currency of human contact. - Robert McKee


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