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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

A human being is a deciding being. - Viktor Frankl

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Sympathy is the charm of human life. - Grace Aguilar

Wit is an explosion of the compound spirit. - Karl W.F. Schlegel

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. - Mitch Hedberg

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom. - Arthur Schopenhauer

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

Blessed is the influence of one true, loving human soul on another. - George Eliot

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

Challenging the meaning of life is the truest expression of the state of being human. - Viktor Frankl

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. - William Ellery Channing

Storytelling is the essential human activity. The harder the situation, the more essential it is. - Tim O'Brien

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

There is no more noble occupation in the world than to assist another human being—to help someone succeed. - Alan L McGinnis

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Ask any decent person what he thinks matters most in human conduct: five to one his answer will be "kindness." - Kenneth Clark

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life simply by altering his attitudes of mind. - William James

I am certain that a Sewing Machine would relieve as much human suffering as a hundred Lunatic Asylums, and possibly a good deal more. - Margaret Atwood

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking

Race only matters to a racist. All lives matter. If you have to put a color on it, then you are a racist. God only created one race - the human race. - Tom Wallace


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