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Connectivity is a human right. - Mark Zuckerberg

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Beware how you take away hope from another human being. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Human happiness and human satisfaction must ultimately come from within oneself. - Dalai Lama

Human life is but a series of footnotes to a vast obscure unfinished masterpiece. - Vladimir Nabokov

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

We always kept in our hearts the most noble, beautiful feeling that sets human beings apart: hope. - Manel Loureiro

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings. - Elie Wiesel

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Any human anywhere will blossom in a hundred unexpected talents and capacities simply by being given the opportunity to do so. - Doris Lessing

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

I am certain that a Sewing Machine would relieve as much human suffering as a hundred Lunatic Asylums, and possibly a good deal more. - Margaret Atwood

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Drunkard: 1. A man who knows his capacity but gets drunk before he reaches it; 2. Human prune - the more he is soaked, the more he swells. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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