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How To Save NASA

President Donald Trump rejuventates the U.S. space program

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

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A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

Quantum physics thus reveals a basic oneness of the universe. - Erwin Schrodinger

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored. - David Eddings

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours. - Bertrand Russell

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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