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How To Save NASA

President Donald Trump rejuventates the U.S. space program

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

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He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

We're about eight Einsteins away from understanding the universe. - Martin Amis

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity. - Edwin H. Chapin

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. - Aldous Huxley

If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder. - John Scalzi

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The universe doesn't give you what you want in your mind; it gives you what you demand with your actions. - Steve Maraboli

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

'Till death do us part' doesn't sound so horrible. It only means about 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean. - Joy Behar

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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