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How To Save NASA

President Donald Trump rejuventates the U.S. space program

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

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Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

If you become a star, you don't change, everyone else does. - Kirk Douglas

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

No man should leave in the universe anything of which he is afraid. - G K Chesterton

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman


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