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How To Save NASA

President Donald Trump rejuventates the U.S. space program

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

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A day is a miniature eternity. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Stars can't shine without darkness. - Unknown

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

When you wish upon a star... you might be happier the way you are. - Phyllis Sugar

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. - John Muir

It's better for the whole world to know you, even as a sex star, than never to be known at all. - Marilyn Monroe

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft


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