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How To Save NASA

President Donald Trump rejuventates the U.S. space program

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Stars can't shine without darkness. - Unknown

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. - Albert Einstein

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Within each of us, there is silence. A silence as vast as the universe. And when we experience that silence, we remember who we are. - Gunilla Norris

There is a plan to this universe. There is a high intelligence, maybe even a purpose, but it's given to us on the installment plan. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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