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How To Save NASA

President Donald Trump rejuventates the U.S. space program

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

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Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

I want to put a ding in the universe. - Steve Jobs

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

You smiled at the stars like they knew all your secrets. - Unknown

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

I value all things only by the price they shall gain in eternity. - John Wesley

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder. - John Scalzi

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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