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How Texans View The U.S.

Texas is a state of being

How Texans View The U.S. thanks to Keith Blake

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

You can always tell a Texan, but not much. - Unknown

My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

To stay on the map you've got to keep showing up. - Peter Gallagher

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

The sky in Texas is the most amazing sky in the whole country, I think, like you can see more sky in Texas than you can see anywhere else in the world. - dina Menzel

When you really listen to another person from their point of view, and reflect back to them that understanding, it's like giving them emotional oxygen. - Stephen Covey

The pleasure of jogging and running is rather like that of wearing a fur coat in Texas in August: the true joy comes in being able to take the damn thing off. - Joseph Epstein

If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams

Close your eyes and place your finger on a map. Wherever it lands, that's the theme of the evening. So many times we settle for routine dishes. This forces you to try new cuisines. - Mario Batali

String theorists have no explanation of why there are three large dimensions as well as time, and the other dimensions are microscopic. Proposals about that have been all over the map. - Edward Witten

Most of the international community, most of the countries around the world, don't want any side, any party to take unilateral steps. They would like that all of us to stick to the road map. - Silvan Shalom


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