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How Texans View The U.S.

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How Texans View The U.S. thanks to Keith Blake

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Wisdom requires the long view. - John F. Kennedy

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

There's no map to human behaviour. - Bjork

You can always tell a Texan, but not much. - Unknown

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

The world map looks smaller than ever before. - Max Azria

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

The sky in Texas is the most amazing sky in the whole country, I think, like you can see more sky in Texas than you can see anywhere else in the world. - dina Menzel

When you really listen to another person from their point of view, and reflect back to them that understanding, it's like giving them emotional oxygen. - Stephen Covey

When you give everyone a voice and give people power, the system usually ends up in a really good place. So, what we view our role as, is giving people that power. - Mark Zuckerberg

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: if it moves, tax it; if it keeps moving, regulate it; and if it stops moving, subsidize it. - Ronald Reagan

In my writing I am acting as a map maker, an explorer of psychic areas, a cosmonaut of inner space, and I see no point in exploring areas that have already been thoroughly surveyed. - William S. Burroughs

String theorists have no explanation of why there are three large dimensions as well as time, and the other dimensions are microscopic. Proposals about that have been all over the map. - Edward Witten


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