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Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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