QuotaBillsCall on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong
In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb
A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln
A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb
There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland
One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost
Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker
The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz
The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams
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Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb
Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb
I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd
It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb
The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler
A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard
In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen
At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay
Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker
Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins
In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright
The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown
I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli
Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland
In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson
Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno
We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery
If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown
Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown
He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare
Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford
The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go. - Jack Benny
It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano
In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha
Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader
Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost
The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck
I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera
The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright