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House 'Broke'rage

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House 'Broke'rage thanks to Rysa Gordon, Surrey, B.C.

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Theater: House of thrill repute - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown

Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

I have put out my books and now my house has a soul. - Cicero

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

Elastic Band: An old rock group that keeps bouncing back - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

There's a new Norwegian insurance policy. It's called "My Fault Insurance." - Henny Youngman

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

It's very easy for trusted companies to mislead naive customers, and life insurance companies are trusted. - Daniel Kahneman

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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