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House 'Broke'rage

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House 'Broke'rage thanks to Rysa Gordon, Surrey, B.C.

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Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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