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Hot Summer Blinds

When blind shades wilt in the kitchen

Hot Summer Blinds thanks to Jim Serritella

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Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

I'm still hot - it just comes in flashes. - Unknown

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day. - Mitch Hedberg

Don't smother each other. No one can grow in the shade. - Leo Buscaglia

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright


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