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Horse Wood Sculpture

Horsing around with driftwood art

Horse Wood Sculpture thanks to Barry McCartney

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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Newly Hatched Termites: Babes in the wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Tweezers: A tool for removing wood splinters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Centaur: A man with a horse where his pants ought to be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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