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Horse Wood Sculpture

Horsing around with driftwood art

Horse Wood Sculpture thanks to Barry McCartney

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Xylophonist: A superstitious person who goes around knocking on wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin


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