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Horse Wood Sculpture

Horsing around with driftwood art

Horse Wood Sculpture thanks to Barry McCartney

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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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