Horse Laughter

Install: Where you keep your horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The earth is warmer when you laugh. - Samuel Beam

For every laugh there should be a tear. - Walt Disney

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

You can send a lot of instruction through laughter. - Jeffrey Tambor

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

I learned quickly that when I made others laugh, they liked me. - Art Buchwald

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it. - Bill Nye

If evil be said of thee, and if it be true, correct thyself; if it be a lie, laugh at it. - Epictetus

Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. - John Powell

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown