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Horse Laughter

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Horse Laughter thanks to Jim Serritella

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Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live. - Milton Berle

For every laugh there should be a tear. - Walt Disney

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. - Jay Leno

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying. - Missa Says

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there. - Martin Luther

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. - Billy Joel

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut


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