QuotaBillsI like laughter around me. - Mireille Enos
The earth is warmer when you laugh. - Samuel Beam
Laughter does not please the mighty. - Dario Fo
Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson
Some laughter comes from escaped horror. - Edward St Aubyn
Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov
Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney
Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley
Laugh at yourself first before anyone else can. - Elsa Maxwell
The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings
Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge
Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert
It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb
We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. - C S Lewis
Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden
I want to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. - William K Zinsser
If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde
A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz
Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping.
- Thomas Hood
The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana
One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. - John Powell
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers
We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski
Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir
Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things. - Kenneth Branagh
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk
The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden
Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker
I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King
Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward
Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts
Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown