Horse Laughter

Laugh it up, Fuzz ball. - Han Solo

Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets. - Clemence Dane

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Laugh at yourself first before anyone else can. - Elsa Maxwell

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying. - Missa Says

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Tell me what you laugh at, and I'll tell you who you are. - Marcel Pagnol

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore

Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Blessed is the man who can laugh at himself, for he will never cease to be amused. - Proverb

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they will never cease to be amused. - Unknown

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If evil be said of thee, and if it be true, correct thyself; if it be a lie, laugh at it. - Epictetus

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh. - Matthew Perry

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. - Norm Papernick

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

Milton, for sixty years you've entertained us, and you've made us laugh, and we say to you, 'Milton, do it again. - Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins