Horse Laughter

I like laughter around me. - Mireille Enos

The earth is warmer when you laugh. - Samuel Beam

Laughter does not please the mighty. - Dario Fo

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

Some laughter comes from escaped horror. - Edward St Aubyn

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

Laugh at yourself first before anyone else can. - Elsa Maxwell

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. - C S Lewis

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

I want to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. - William K Zinsser

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. - John Powell

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things. - Kenneth Branagh

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown