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Communication change throughout the ages

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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich


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