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History Doesn't Repeat Itself thanks to Margaret Duncan

Communication change throughout the ages

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True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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