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History Doesn't Repeat Itself thanks to Margaret Duncan

Communication change throughout the ages

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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

New media is like a megaphone. It amplifies your ability to reach more people. - Mark Batterson

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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