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History Doesn't Repeat Itself

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History Doesn't Repeat Itself thanks to Margaret Duncan

Communication change throughout the ages

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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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