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Communication change throughout the ages

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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg


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