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History Doesn't Repeat Itself thanks to Margaret Duncan

Communication change throughout the ages

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Anti-social behavior is a trait in a world full of conformists. - Nikola Tesla

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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