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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie


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