High Heel Shoe Motorcycle

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie