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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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