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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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