Hey Look, We Passed A Ford
Street racing in a Pennsylvania Amish community
QuotaBillsMayor: A he-horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Installment: Putting a horse in his stall - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Stabilized: A horse that's been locked in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb
The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau
The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx
This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh
You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi
An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus
Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown
Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K
That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson
Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong
The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley
At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London
Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields
Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson
Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci
One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain
A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk
A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson
Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel
Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com