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I'm half prostate in the heat - Archie Bunker

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Too often I find that the volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases. - Jerry Brown

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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