Head Twins

Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

You can kid the world, but not your sister. - Charlotte Gray

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Antifreeze: What happens to your mother's sister when you steal her blanket - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins