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Head Twins

Looking out for your sister

Head Twins thanks to Shari Renstrom

Headlong relationship or joined at the head

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Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

You can kid the world, but not your sister. - Charlotte Gray

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Antisocial: Mother's sister being friendly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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