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Head Twins

Looking out for your sister

Head Twins thanks to Shari Renstrom

Headlong relationship or joined at the head

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Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron

Cobra: Bra worn by Siamese twins. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

You can kid the world, but not your sister. - Charlotte Gray

Antisocial: Mother's sister being friendly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Antifreeze: What happens to your mother's sister when you steal her blanket - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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