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Head Twins

Looking out for your sister

Head Twins thanks to Shari Renstrom

Headlong relationship or joined at the head

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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

You can kid the world, but not your sister. - Charlotte Gray

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

Antifreeze: What happens to your mother's sister when you steal her blanket - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley


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