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Head Twins

Looking out for your sister

Head Twins thanks to Shari Renstrom

Headlong relationship or joined at the head

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Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron

You can kid the world, but not your sister. - Charlotte Gray

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

Antifreeze: What happens to your mother's sister when you steal her blanket - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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