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Happy Bithday

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Happy Bithday thanks to Judah Defries

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Live everyday like its your birthday. - Paris Hilton

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

You're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. - Felix Severn

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

I always add a year to myself, so I'm prepared for my next birthday. So when I was 39, I was already 40. - Nicolas Cage

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld


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