Hands Free Driving

Kings have long hands. - Ovid

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. - Indira Gandhi

Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding. - John Glover

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

When you throw mud at others, you not only get your hands dirty but also lose a lot of ground. - English Proverb

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Bookie: 1. A fellow who makes his living off bet bugs; 2. A pickpocket who lets you use your own hands. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I've learned that people will seldom let you down if they understand that your destiny is in their hands, and vice versa. - Harvey Mackay

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank