Hands Free Driving

Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. - Richard Armour

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

I've learned that people will seldom let you down if they understand that your destiny is in their hands, and vice versa. - Harvey Mackay

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com