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Hands Free Driving

Redneck steering wheel with Blackberry cellphone attachment

Hands Free Driving thanks to Jim Ord

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Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade. - Dale Carnegie

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it. - Gregory Nunn

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Wringing your hands only stops you from rolling up your sleeves. - James Rollins

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. - Richard Armour

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands. - Clint Eastwood

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

I've learned that people will seldom let you down if they understand that your destiny is in their hands, and vice versa. - Harvey Mackay

Real angels don't have gossamer white robes and cherubic skin. They have calloused hands and smell of the days' sweat. - Richard Evans

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor


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