Hands Free Driving

Kings have long hands. - Ovid

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

I've learned that people will seldom let you down if they understand that your destiny is in their hands, and vice versa. - Harvey Mackay

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda