Hands Free Driving

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

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If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade. - Dale Carnegie

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself. - Henry Winkler

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

In joined hands there is still some token of hope, in the clinched fist none. - Victor Hugo

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze