QuotaBillsJust keep swimming. - Finding Nemo
Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown
Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Zombies eat brains. You're safe. - Unknown
I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern
Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
Hotel: A place where you give up good dollars for bad quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb
Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson
Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited. - Unknown
In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter
If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni
In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson
It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps
St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge
During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield
The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link
This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett
I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook
Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi
It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson
Poverty is uncomfortable; but nine times out of ten the best thing that can happen to a young man is to be tossed overboard and compelled to sink or swim. - James A. Garfield
When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high speed you ain't going back. - Robin Williams
You can't cling to the side your whole life. One lesson every parent needs to teach a child is, If you don't want to sink, you better figure out how to swim.' - Jeannette Walls
Promise me you will not spend so much time treading water and trying to keep your head above the waves that you forget, truly forget, how much you have always loved to swim. - Tyler K Gregson
We live in story like a fish lives in water. We swim through words and images siphoning story through our minds the way a fish siphons water through its gills. We cannot think without language. - Christina Baldwin