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Air Force One is the official air traffic control call sign for a United States Air Force aircraft carrying the President of the United States. From Presidents Roosevelt to Trump, Boeing airplanes have transported U.S. presidents around the world. The U.S. Air Force announced that it will continue the Boeing tradition with the 747-8, which will replace the two 747-200s that serve as the presidential Air Force One fleet. When the 747-8 takes flight as the next Air Force One, Boeing airplanes will mark more than half a century of presidential service through the Jet Age.

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown

I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. - Unknown

If you want to fly, you have to give up what weighs you down. - Roy T Bennett

There are bold pilots, and old pilots, but no old bold pilots. - Tom Clancy

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know so it goes flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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