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New hail size recorded at Environment Canada
QuotaBillsI always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben
Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble. - French Proverb
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor
I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy
There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. - Willa Cather
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray
If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon
I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker
A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson
A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig
Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel
I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir
I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have survived the storm of yesterday and that has made me so grateful for today. - Unknown
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright
Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard
After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com