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Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Qualm: Feeling odd about a coming storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble. - French Proverb

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. - Bruce Barton

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Who is the happier man: he who has braved the storm of life and lived, or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed? - Hunter S Thompson

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky


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