Haematology Christmas Tree
Sharing blood transfusion joy in the hospital
QuotaBillsSanta's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker
Blood Count: Dracula. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Red Blood Count: Dracula - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Only blood can wipe out blood. - Oscar Wilde
Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Kin: An affliction of the blood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Blood: The ink of our life's story - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood. - George S Patton
B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman
Borscht: Beet soup with high blood pressure - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare
Blood Brother: Dracula's closest relative - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Rustic: Blood sucking insect which oxidizes iron - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx
After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields
Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks
Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. - Ruth Ann Schabacker
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda
Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf
The crimes of this guilty land will never be purged but with blood. - John Brown
The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller
It is not flesh and blood, but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. - Johann Friedrich Von Schiller
Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler
Those gifts are ever the most acceptable which the giver has made precious. - Ovid
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley
Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani
The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman
You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle
If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown
Poker Hand: What you do when you’re trying to get a blood sample from the finger of a lady - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson
When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux
The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes
Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger
My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller