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Haematology Christmas Tree

Sharing blood transfusion joy in the hospital

Haematology Christmas Tree thanks to Barry McCartney

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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

The flesh of your blood. - Archie Bunker

Only blood can wipe out blood. - Oscar Wilde

Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood. - George S Patton

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

Always give 100%. Unless you're giving blood. - Unknown

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

The crimes of this guilty land will never be purged but with blood. - John Brown

It is not flesh and blood, but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. - Johann Friedrich Von Schiller

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

Those gifts are ever the most acceptable which the giver has made precious. - Ovid

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

Pride causes us to use our gifts as though they came from ourselves, not benefits received from God, and to usurp our benefactor's glory. - Bernard of Clairvaux

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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