Haematology Christmas Tree

Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Blood Count: Dracula. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Red Blood Count: Dracula - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only blood can wipe out blood. - Oscar Wilde

Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kin: An affliction of the blood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Blood: The ink of our life's story - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood. - George S Patton

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Borscht: Beet soup with high blood pressure - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

Blood Brother: Dracula's closest relative - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rustic: Blood sucking insect which oxidizes iron - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. - Ruth Ann Schabacker

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

The crimes of this guilty land will never be purged but with blood. - John Brown

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

It is not flesh and blood, but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. - Johann Friedrich Von Schiller

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

Those gifts are ever the most acceptable which the giver has made precious. - Ovid

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

Poker Hand: What you do when you’re trying to get a blood sample from the finger of a lady - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller