Gun Laws

Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. - Marvin Lebman

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

A town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

When a man commits the same crime twice, and is not punished, it seems to him permissible. - Talmud

Stock Split: When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli