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The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. - Marvin Lebman

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

He who has reaped the profits has committed the crime. - Seneca

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli


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