Guess Which Chicken Is For Dinner
Masquerading as a turkey on the farm
QuotaBillsChicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders
Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent
Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover
Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay
If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Stuff: What people do on Thanksgiving: First to the turkey, and then to themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn
My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard
Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow
I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland
I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker
Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin