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Grandma Was Here

Leaving lots of baby kisses on the way

Grandma Was Here thanks to Myrna Guthrie

Grandma loves babies

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Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

Trust is the first step to love. - Munshi Premchand

Where there is love there is life. - Mahatma Gandhi

Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

A kiss is a rosy dot over the "i" of loving. - Cyrano de Bergerac

Christ showed us hope transformed into sacrificial love. - Chuck Colson

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

I'm not addicted to coke, I just love the way it smells. - Richard Pryor

You are always new, the last of your kisses was ever the sweetest. - John Keats

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle. - Phyllis Diller

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

To love to preach is one thing; to love to whom you preach is quite another. - D. Martin Lloyd-Jones

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

The more one forgets himself - by giving himself to a cause to serve or another person to love - the more human he is. - Viktor Frankl

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling


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