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Grandma Was Here

Leaving lots of baby kisses on the way

Grandma Was Here thanks to Myrna Guthrie

Grandma loves babies

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I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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