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Grandma Was Here

Leaving lots of baby kisses on the way

Grandma Was Here thanks to Myrna Guthrie

Grandma loves babies

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All you need is love. - John Lennon

Even the gods love jokes. - Plato

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

The saddest thing about love is that not only that it cannot last forever, but that heartbreak is soon forgotten. - William Faulkner

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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