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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Love should be allowed. I'm all for it. - Truman Capote

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

A mother is a story with no beginning. That is what defines her. - Meghan O'Rourke

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them. - Robin Williams

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

May my children follow their own intuition to discover true empowerment in the answers they seek. - Unknown

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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