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GoPro from the Ship Mast

Isn't she a beauty!

GoPro from the Ship Mast thanks to Vic Orava

GoPro (formerly Woodman Labs, Inc.) is an American manufacturer of action cameras, often used in extreme-action videography

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I don't give a ship! - Unknown

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

A camera, by arresting motion, gives permanence to the impermanent. - Freeman Patterson

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

In photography there is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality. - Alfred Stieglitz

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

I became enamored with photography when I was about 13 or 14 years old. I've been at it ever since. I studied seriously in the '70s. - Leonard Nimoy

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami


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