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Goose Walkers

Is goose considered as Vegan food?

Goose Walkers thanks to Keith Blake

Walking a goose on a leash in Northampton, Massachusetts

Goose Walkers thanks to Keith Blake

Handheld Goose Walker in Je Ne Give A Pas City

Goose applies to the female, while gander applies to the male. Young birds before fledging are called goslings. The collective noun for a group of geese on the ground is a gaggle; when in flight, they are called a skein, a team, or a wedge; when flying close together, they are called a plump.

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My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb

The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. - John Wooden

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

It's not a coach that makes a team. It's the team that makes the coach. - Glen Sather

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine

Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne


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