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Goose Walkers

Is goose considered as Vegan food?

Goose Walkers thanks to Keith Blake

Walking a goose on a leash in Northampton, Massachusetts

Goose Walkers thanks to Keith Blake

Handheld Goose Walker in Je Ne Give A Pas City

Goose applies to the female, while gander applies to the male. Young birds before fledging are called goslings. The collective noun for a group of geese on the ground is a gaggle; when in flight, they are called a skein, a team, or a wedge; when flying close together, they are called a plump.

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He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job. - Lou Holtz

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

I love seafood. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm probably a pescetarian. - Padma Lakshmi

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

A housefly has a longer life expectancy than the manager of a Premier League team. - Alex Ferguson

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Brag about what your people and team are doing. Build them up and help them find their voice. - Stephanie Matthews

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

When a team outgrows individual performance and learns team confidence, excellence becomes a reality. - Joe Paterno

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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