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Goose Walkers
Is goose considered as Vegan food?
Walking a goose on a leash in Northampton, Massachusetts
Handheld Goose Walker in Je Ne Give A Pas City
Goose applies to the female, while gander applies to the male. Young birds before fledging are called goslings. The collective noun for a group of geese on the ground is a gaggle; when in flight, they are called a skein, a team, or a wedge; when flying close together, they are called a plump.
All our geese are swans. - Robert Burton
He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers
My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown
Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown
A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown
I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln
Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown
You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd
I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen
What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb
Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner
If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb
It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson
A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner
If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton
He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen
Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller
No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord
Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle
Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull
Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard
Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers. - Jarod Kintz
You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher
People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss
If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama
With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker
Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx
To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine
He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers
My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown
Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown
A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown
I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln
Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown
You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd
I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen
What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb
Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner
If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb
It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson
A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner
If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton
He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen
Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller
No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord
Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle
Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull
Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard
Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers. - Jarod Kintz
You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher
People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss
If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama
With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker
Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx
To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine
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