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Goose Walkers

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Walking a goose on a leash in Northampton, Massachusetts

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Handheld Goose Walker in Je Ne Give A Pas City

Goose applies to the female, while gander applies to the male. Young birds before fledging are called goslings. The collective noun for a group of geese on the ground is a gaggle; when in flight, they are called a skein, a team, or a wedge; when flying close together, they are called a plump.

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb

The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. - John Wooden

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

It's not a coach that makes a team. It's the team that makes the coach. - Glen Sather

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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