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Goose Walkers

Is goose considered as Vegan food?

Goose Walkers thanks to Keith Blake

Walking a goose on a leash in Northampton, Massachusetts

Goose Walkers thanks to Keith Blake

Handheld Goose Walker in Je Ne Give A Pas City

Goose applies to the female, while gander applies to the male. Young birds before fledging are called goslings. The collective noun for a group of geese on the ground is a gaggle; when in flight, they are called a skein, a team, or a wedge; when flying close together, they are called a plump.

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He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

Bad attitudes will ruin your team. - Terry Bradshaw

Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job. - Lou Holtz

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

It's not a coach that makes a team. It's the team that makes the coach. - Glen Sather

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Brag about what your people and team are doing. Build them up and help them find their voice. - Stephanie Matthews

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

When a team outgrows individual performance and learns team confidence, excellence becomes a reality. - Joe Paterno

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown

Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a nice plump missionary. - Oscar Wilde

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

Want balance in your life? Then get your own act together, but don't forget powerful disciplines of execution in your team and organization. - Stephen Covey

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne


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