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We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell