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German Emergency Road Share

Safe passage for emergency vehicles is a smart move in Germany

German Emergency Road Share thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When traffic comes to a complete stop in Germany, the drivers, by law, have to move towards the edge of each side, creating an open lane for emergency vehicles. Why don’t we have these rules?

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Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

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I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

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I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

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The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

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When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

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I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

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