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German Emergency Road Share

Safe passage for emergency vehicles is a smart move in Germany

German Emergency Road Share thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When traffic comes to a complete stop in Germany, the drivers, by law, have to move towards the edge of each side, creating an open lane for emergency vehicles. Why don’t we have these rules?

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Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. - Tom Robbins

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

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My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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