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German Emergency Road Share

Safe passage for emergency vehicles is a smart move in Germany

German Emergency Road Share thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When traffic comes to a complete stop in Germany, the drivers, by law, have to move towards the edge of each side, creating an open lane for emergency vehicles. Why don’t we have these rules?

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Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

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You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

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