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Gator Attack

Dog Pack Attacks Gator In Florida

At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty. The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the “apex predator”, can still fall victim to implemented “team work” strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and “survival of the pack mentality” bred into the canines. See the remarkable photograph below courtesy of Nature Magazine. Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the gator preventing it from breathing, while another dog has a hold on the tail to keep it from thrashing. The third dog attacks the soft underbelly of the gator. Not for the squeamish...
Gator Attack thanks to Jim Serritella

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only the player with the initiative has the right to attack. - Wilhelm Steinitz

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night. - Archie Bunker

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan

Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill

Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack. - Sun Tzu

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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