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From Heroes To Zeros

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From Heroes To Zeros thanks to Chong Lui

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Glass: Chinese marijuana - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man is a hero to his own valet. - Unknown

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

One murder makes a villain, millions a hero. - Beilby Porteus

A hero is someone we can admire without apology. - Kitty Kelley

Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy. - F Scott Fitzgerald

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

I still think the movie heroes are in the audience. - Wilson Mizner

Absolute Zero: The lowest grade you can get on a test - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth. - Will Rogers

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

In every first novel the hero is the author as Christ or Faust. - Oscar Wilde

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

As you get older it is harder to have heroes, but it is sort of necessary. - Ernest Hemingway

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

There's zero correlation between being the best talker and having the best ideas. - Susan Cain

Heroes take journeys, confront dragons, and discover the treasure of their true selves. - Carol Pearson

We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as I go by. - Will Rogers

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

He's not a war hero. He's a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured. - Donald Trump

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy


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