Friar Thumper
Is that Monk hiding an iPad behind his back?
Santa Barbara (Spanish for 'Saint Barbara') is the county seat of Santa Barbara County in the U.S. state of California. Situated on a south-facing section of coastline, the longest such section on the West Coast of the United States, the city lies between the steeply rising Santa Ynez Mountains and the Pacific Ocean.
Old Mission Santa Barbara was established in 1786, and it still stands today as a prominent part of the local culture and history. Known to be 'the Queen of the Missions', the missionary is home to the Franciscan friars.
QuotaBillsMan is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias
Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias
Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker
The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker
I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill
There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli
Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury
Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing
I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke
There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson
Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain
The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson
Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple
I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg
In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar
I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham
You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew
Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson
Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball
It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller
An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten
It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover
I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler
The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel
Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James
Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson
Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith
To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison
The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren
The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge