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Santa Barbara (Spanish for 'Saint Barbara') is the county seat of Santa Barbara County in the U.S. state of California. Situated on a south-facing section of coastline, the longest such section on the West Coast of the United States, the city lies between the steeply rising Santa Ynez Mountains and the Pacific Ocean.
Old Mission Santa Barbara was established in 1786, and it still stands today as a prominent part of the local culture and history. Known to be 'the Queen of the Missions', the missionary is home to the Franciscan friars.
Old Mission Santa Barbara was established in 1786, and it still stands today as a prominent part of the local culture and history. Known to be 'the Queen of the Missions', the missionary is home to the Franciscan friars.
Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais
My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama
There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley
Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias
Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke
God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz
The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker
Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb
If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin
Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke
Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain
I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg
A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins
In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean
Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson
Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser
Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson
Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball
Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday
The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis
The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager
Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson
The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen
He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides
Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks
People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump
Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell
I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker
To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison
Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias
My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama
There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley
Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias
Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke
God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz
The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker
Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb
If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin
Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke
Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain
I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg
A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins
In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean
Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson
Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser
Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson
Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball
Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday
The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis
The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager
Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson
The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen
He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides
Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks
People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump
Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell
I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker
To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison
Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias
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