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Fresh Out Of The Saddle

Making a quick exit from a playground swing

Fresh Out Of The Saddle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

When life throws you a rainy day, play in the puddles. - Pooh Bear

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

The hardest instrument in the orchestra to play is second fiddle. - Leonard Bernstein

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. - Oscar Wilde

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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