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Fresh Out Of The Saddle

Making a quick exit from a playground swing

Fresh Out Of The Saddle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

Keep calm and play guitar. - Unknown

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

I would rather play a gloating winner than a sobbing loser. - Unknown

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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