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Fresh Out Of The Saddle

Making a quick exit from a playground swing

Fresh Out Of The Saddle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Keep calm and play guitar. - Unknown

To play it safe is not to play. - Robert Altman

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' - Casablanca

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

The most important measure of how good a game I played was how much better I'd made my teammates play. - Bill Russell

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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