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Fresh Out Of The Saddle

Making a quick exit from a playground swing

Fresh Out Of The Saddle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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What we play is life. - Louis Armstrong

To play it safe is not to play. - Robert Altman

With foxes we must play the fox. - Thomas Fuller

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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