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Fractal Pattern River

Dried out desert riverbed art

Fractal Pattern River thanks to Jim Serritella

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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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