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Fractal Pattern River

Dried out desert riverbed art

Fractal Pattern River thanks to Jim Serritella

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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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