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Fractal Pattern River

Dried out desert riverbed art

Fractal Pattern River thanks to Jim Serritella

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I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


Work Siesta

Cold Books

Zebra Keyboard

Sing It Out

Cold One

Cheerful Trees

Rooftop Steps

Racing a 'Hot Rod'

Nemo Found at Japanese Sushi Bar

Painting The Center Line

Kitchen Recycling

Work Not

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Car-nage

Noah's 2021 Ark

First Dodge Ram

Redneck Wedding Limo

Commas Save Lives

Irish Pothole

Lost At See

Booger Queen

Incognito Mode

Facebook Wedding

Pagan Gods