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Fox Kabob

Middle eastern cuisine is a runaway hit in the neighbourhood

Fox Kabob thanks to Mike King

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Medicines are not meat to live by. - German proverb

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat. - Drake Bell

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

The only meat I eat is from animals I've killed myself. - Mark Zuckerberg

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

The fox has many tricks. The hedgehog has but one. But that is the best of all. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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