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For A Short Speech

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Throw it all away. - Donald Trump

Look at that face! - Donald Trump

I don't like losers. - Donald Trump

Bradley was a terrible senator. - Donald Trump

Heidi Klum. Sadly, she's no longer a 10. - Donald Trump

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life. - Donald Trump

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

I feel a lot of people listen to what I have to say. - Donald Trump

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

I wish she would be able to take responsibility for her failure. - Donald Trump

Let's see how Buchanan does and then maybe we'll step in. - Donald Trump

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

I have great respect for the Pope. I like the Pope. I actually like him. - Donald Trump

He should be on the show. I think he'd do very well if he were on the show. - Donald Trump

I get called all these horrible names by Lindsey Graham, who I don't even know. - Donald Trump

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. - Donald Trump

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish. - Donald Trump


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