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Throw it all away. - Donald Trump

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

I only have the power of persuasion. - Donald Trump

It might be a little bit disorganized. - Donald Trump

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

You haven't been called, go back to Univision. - Donald Trump

Obama does not like the issue of where he was born. - Donald Trump

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

He's a wonderful guy and we're all pulling for him. - Donald Trump

I have an attention span that's as long as it has to be. - Donald Trump

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

I will build you... one of the great ballrooms of the world. - Donald Trump

Well, real estate is always good, as far as I'm concerned. - Donald Trump

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken. - Donald Trump

... that I own so much of it and most people thought I would never sell. - Donald Trump

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

I wasn't satisfied just to earn a good living. I was looking to make a statement. - Donald Trump

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny. - Donald Trump


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