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Foal Teddy Bear
Surrogate mother on a stable farm
Hours after his birth, Breeze was found stumbling around by a farmer. The new-born foal had been abandoned by his mother, so the farmer took him to the Mare and Foal Sanctuary (Upcott Park in Holsworthy, Devon, England) where they cared for him. One of the staff put a four-foot giant Teddy Bear called Buttons into the stall with Breeze. The foal was instantly attracted to him as a comforting replacement for his mother. The two are inseparable. The caregivers expect Breeze to be fine, thanks to the farmer who rescued him and to those who cared enough to take this foal in.
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Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker
Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown
Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker
My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen
A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith
Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown
Our philosophy is that we care about people first. - Mark Zuckerberg
I don't know what apathy is and I don't care! - Unknown
This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh
You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie
Take care of yourself. You never know when the world will need you. - Unknown
The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi
Why should I care about posterity? What’s posterity ever done for me? - Groucho Marx
The high minded man must care more for the truth than for what people think. - Aristotle
Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. - Ludwig Wittgenstein
In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker
Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen
But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi
Within you there is a stillness and a sanctuary to which you can retreat at any time. - Hermann Hesse
I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey
They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them. - Robin Williams
The best leaders have a high consideration factor. They really care about their people. - Brian Tracy
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
The unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the most about what other people think. - C. JoyBell C.
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain
A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost
Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain
Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent
When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers
When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko
The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford
Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker
Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown
Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker
My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen
A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith
Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown
Our philosophy is that we care about people first. - Mark Zuckerberg
I don't know what apathy is and I don't care! - Unknown
This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh
You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie
Take care of yourself. You never know when the world will need you. - Unknown
The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi
Why should I care about posterity? What’s posterity ever done for me? - Groucho Marx
The high minded man must care more for the truth than for what people think. - Aristotle
Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. - Ludwig Wittgenstein
In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker
Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen
But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi
Within you there is a stillness and a sanctuary to which you can retreat at any time. - Hermann Hesse
I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey
They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them. - Robin Williams
The best leaders have a high consideration factor. They really care about their people. - Brian Tracy
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
The unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the most about what other people think. - C. JoyBell C.
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain
A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost
Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain
Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent
When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers
When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko
The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford
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