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Foal Teddy Bear

Surrogate mother on a stable farm

Foal Teddy Bear thanks to Mike King

Foal Teddy Bear thanks to Mike King

Hours after his birth, Breeze was found stumbling around by a farmer. The new-born foal had been abandoned by his mother, so the farmer took him to the Mare and Foal Sanctuary (Upcott Park in Holsworthy, Devon, England) where they cared for him. One of the staff put a four-foot giant Teddy Bear called Buttons into the stall with Breeze. The foal was instantly attracted to him as a comforting replacement for his mother. The two are inseparable. The caregivers expect Breeze to be fine, thanks to the farmer who rescued him and to those who cared enough to take this foal in.

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Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles Spurgeon

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Do not let your ambitions become a sanctuary for your failures. - Bryant H McGill

Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Take care of yourself. You never know when the world will need you. - Unknown

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. - Dorothy Parker

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded. - Maya Angelou

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

If I knew I was gong to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. - Mickey Mantle

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what - Unknown

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Take care of your pennies and your dollars will take care of your widow's next husband. - American Proverb

Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. - John Wooden

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen


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