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Foal Teddy Bear
Surrogate mother on a stable farm
Hours after his birth, Breeze was found stumbling around by a farmer. The new-born foal had been abandoned by his mother, so the farmer took him to the Mare and Foal Sanctuary (Upcott Park in Holsworthy, Devon, England) where they cared for him. One of the staff put a four-foot giant Teddy Bear called Buttons into the stall with Breeze. The foal was instantly attracted to him as a comforting replacement for his mother. The two are inseparable. The caregivers expect Breeze to be fine, thanks to the farmer who rescued him and to those who cared enough to take this foal in.
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Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx
Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas
The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx
We must take care of our families wherever we find them. - Elizabeth Gilbert
Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown
Do not let your ambitions become a sanctuary for your failures. - Bryant H McGill
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn
It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb
I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. - Dorothy Parker
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields
I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand
The biggest challenge is how to affect public attitudes and make people care. - Jim Fowler
Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. - Ludwig Wittgenstein
In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker
Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci
Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman
I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what - Unknown
One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain
Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk
One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown
Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman
They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker
A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson
When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers
We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong
There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess
We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson
Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway
Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx
Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas
The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx
We must take care of our families wherever we find them. - Elizabeth Gilbert
Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown
Do not let your ambitions become a sanctuary for your failures. - Bryant H McGill
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn
It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb
I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. - Dorothy Parker
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields
I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand
The biggest challenge is how to affect public attitudes and make people care. - Jim Fowler
Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. - Ludwig Wittgenstein
In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker
Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci
Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman
I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what - Unknown
One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain
Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk
One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown
Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman
They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker
A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson
When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers
We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong
There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess
We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson
Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway
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