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Foal Teddy Bear

Surrogate mother on a stable farm

Foal Teddy Bear thanks to Mike King

Foal Teddy Bear thanks to Mike King

Hours after his birth, Breeze was found stumbling around by a farmer. The new-born foal had been abandoned by his mother, so the farmer took him to the Mare and Foal Sanctuary (Upcott Park in Holsworthy, Devon, England) where they cared for him. One of the staff put a four-foot giant Teddy Bear called Buttons into the stall with Breeze. The foal was instantly attracted to him as a comforting replacement for his mother. The two are inseparable. The caregivers expect Breeze to be fine, thanks to the farmer who rescued him and to those who cared enough to take this foal in.

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Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

Our philosophy is that we care about people first. - Mark Zuckerberg

I don't know what apathy is and I don't care! - Unknown

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

Take care of yourself. You never know when the world will need you. - Unknown

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

Why should I care about posterity? What’s posterity ever done for me? - Groucho Marx

The high minded man must care more for the truth than for what people think. - Aristotle

Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Within you there is a stillness and a sanctuary to which you can retreat at any time. - Hermann Hesse

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them. - Robin Williams

The best leaders have a high consideration factor. They really care about their people. - Brian Tracy

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

The unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the most about what other people think. - C. JoyBell C.

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford


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