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Foal Teddy Bear

Surrogate mother on a stable farm

Foal Teddy Bear thanks to Mike King

Foal Teddy Bear thanks to Mike King

Hours after his birth, Breeze was found stumbling around by a farmer. The new-born foal had been abandoned by his mother, so the farmer took him to the Mare and Foal Sanctuary (Upcott Park in Holsworthy, Devon, England) where they cared for him. One of the staff put a four-foot giant Teddy Bear called Buttons into the stall with Breeze. The foal was instantly attracted to him as a comforting replacement for his mother. The two are inseparable. The caregivers expect Breeze to be fine, thanks to the farmer who rescued him and to those who cared enough to take this foal in.

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A year's care; a minute's ruin. - Filipino Proverb

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Our philosophy is that we care about people first. - Mark Zuckerberg

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

Mothers are like buttons. They hold everything together. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

I am not worried about the deficit. It's big enough to take care of itself. - Ronald Reagan

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

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The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what - Unknown

Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. - John Wooden

The unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the most about what other people think. - C. JoyBell C.

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

There are two kinds of people who blow through life like a breeze,
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