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Foal Teddy Bear

Surrogate mother on a stable farm

Foal Teddy Bear thanks to Mike King

Foal Teddy Bear thanks to Mike King

Hours after his birth, Breeze was found stumbling around by a farmer. The new-born foal had been abandoned by his mother, so the farmer took him to the Mare and Foal Sanctuary (Upcott Park in Holsworthy, Devon, England) where they cared for him. One of the staff put a four-foot giant Teddy Bear called Buttons into the stall with Breeze. The foal was instantly attracted to him as a comforting replacement for his mother. The two are inseparable. The caregivers expect Breeze to be fine, thanks to the farmer who rescued him and to those who cared enough to take this foal in.

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Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

We must take care of our families wherever we find them. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Do not let your ambitions become a sanctuary for your failures. - Bryant H McGill

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. - Dorothy Parker

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

The biggest challenge is how to affect public attitudes and make people care. - Jim Fowler

Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what - Unknown

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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