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Sarcasm - the use of irony to mock or convey contempt

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Always speak the truth. - George Washington

Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

Yes, I speak Spanish: MARGARITA. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible. - Jane Austen

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Don't speak unless you can improve on the silence. - Spanish Proverb

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch. - Jack Nicholson

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus

All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

The less people speak of their greatness, the more we think of it. - Lord Bacon

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Unknown

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind. - Emily P. Bissell

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Your words carry amazing power. So when you speak, make sure you uplift someone and never put them down. - Unknown

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare the truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. - Voltaire

No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas


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