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Sarcasm - the use of irony to mock or convey contempt

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Yes, I speak Spanish: MARGARITA. - Unknown

Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible. - Jane Austen

Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. - Mason Cooley

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. - George Lucas

National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support! - Unknown

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak. - C. Kent Wright

I'm not into cartoons. That's the irony of it. - Gary Larson

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch. - Jack Nicholson

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

When people are proud of their speech, be proud of your silence. - Luqman

If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again. - Stan Laurel

At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. - Frederick Douglass

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

Irony is the form of paradox. Paradox is what is good and great at the same time. - Karl W F Schlegel

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

Irony is a clear consciousness of an eternal agility, of the infinitely abundant chaos. - Karl W F Schlegel

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind. - Emily P. Bissell

The ability to simplify means to eliminate the unnecessary so that the necessary may speak. - Hans Hofmann

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down. - Bede Jarrett

Though everyone has an equal right to speak, not all have earned an equal right to be taken seriously. - Hubert Humphrey

A good word is an easy obligation; but not to speak ill requires only our silence; which costs us nothing. - John Tillotson

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness - these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity. - Burmese Proverb

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us; adore the ones who ignore us; love the ones who hurt us; and hurt the ones that love us. - Unknown

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown


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