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Sarcasm - the use of irony to mock or convey contempt

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Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

People use irony as a defense mechanism. - David Byrne

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support! - Unknown

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak. - C. Kent Wright

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

It's not so much knowing when to speak... but when to pause. - Jack Benny

The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Unknown

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

I might have gone to West Point but I was too proud to speak to a congressman. - Will Rogers

I was so surprised at being born that I didn't speak for a year and a half. - Gracie Allen

Keep silence for the most part, and speak only when you must, and then briefly. - Epictetus

Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. - Thomas Carlyle

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

If you cannot understand me in my speech, how can you understand me in my silence? - Ravi Zacharias

Irony is a clear consciousness of an eternal agility, of the infinitely abundant chaos. - Karl W F Schlegel

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

It is better to speak wisdom foolishly like the saints than to speak folly wisely like the deans. - G K Chesterton

I, schooled in misery, know many purifying rites, and I know where speech is proper and where silence. - Aeschylus

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to speak the truth. - Arthur Balfour

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness - these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity. - Burmese Proverb

The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates. - David F Wallace

Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare the truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. - Voltaire

No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson


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