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Flower Farm

A farmer's Field of Dreams

Flower Farm thanks to Trace Branson

Aerial view of a farmer's artistic landscape

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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

He wears the rose of youth upon him. - William Shakespeare

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks

But ne'er the rose without the thorn. - Robert Herrick

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses. - Abraham Lincoln

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie


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