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Flower Battleship

How to make peace, not war

Flower Battleship thanks to Barry McCartney

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Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

I must have flowers, always and always. - Claude Monet

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Forgiveness is not to give the other person peace. Forgiveness is for you. Take that opportunity. - Mackenzie Philips

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell


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