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Flower Battleship

How to make peace, not war

Flower Battleship thanks to Barry McCartney

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I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

I must have flowers, always and always. - Claude Monet

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi


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