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Flower Battleship

How to make peace, not war

Flower Battleship thanks to Barry McCartney

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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. - Kin Hubbard

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi


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