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Florist Gump

Flowers for Forrest Gump and friends

Florist Gump thanks to Barry McCartney

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I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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