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Fix It Later Detour

If it ain't broke leave it alone

Fix It Later Detour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Sharp are the arrows of a broken heart. - Cassandra Clare

The heart will break, but broken live on. - Lord Byron

Failure is a detour, not a dead-end street. - Zig Ziglar

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

Silence: What gets broken when you say its name - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

Sooner or later, even the fastest runners have to stand and fight. - Stephen King

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. - P.T. Barnum

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

The Italians have had 2,000 years to fix up the Forum and just look at the place! - P.J. O'Rourke

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

You can't fix things with a hug, but you can't make them any worse, either. - Dean Koontz

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

For every failure, there's an alternative course of action. You just have to find it. When you come to a roadblock, take a detour. - Mary Kay Ash

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold


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