Fix It Later Detour

Consciousness is really far-out stuff. - Jerry Garcia

Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention. - Unknown

Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The future is made of the same stuff as the present. - Simone Weil

I'd rather have a broken arm than a broken heart. - Christie Brinkley

A single arrow is easily broken, but not ten in a bundle. - Japanese Proverb

I plan on growing old much later in life, or maybe not at all. - Patty Carey

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to. - Franklin P. Adams

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

Crying is all right in its way while it lasts. But you have to stop sooner or later, and then you still have to decide what to do. - C S Lewis

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

That is what we are supposed to do when we are at our best - make it all up - but make it up so truly that later it will happen that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown