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Fix It Later Detour

If it ain't broke leave it alone

Fix It Later Detour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Save your good times till later. - Unknown

Do it now. Sometimes later becomes never. - Unknown

That's the thing that broke the straw. - Archie Bunker

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you. - Groucho Marx

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

The future is made of the same stuff as the present. - Simone Weil

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fannie Flagg

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. - H L Mencken

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

The Italians have had 2,000 years to fix up the Forum and just look at the place! - P.J. O'Rourke

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

The superior man makes the difficulty to be overcome his first interest; success only comes later. - Confucius

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to. - Franklin P. Adams

As long as you're having fun and still doing stuff, it doesn't matter what other people think. - Nick Carter

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

That is what we are supposed to do when we are at our best - make it all up - but make it up so truly that later it will happen that way. - Ernest Hemingway


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