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Fix It Later Detour

If it ain't broke leave it alone

Fix It Later Detour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Life is too short to stuff a mushroom. - Shirley Conran

Do it now. Sometimes later becomes never. - Unknown

When patterns are broken, new worlds emerge. - Unknown

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you. - Groucho Marx

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention. - Unknown

The Yankees, as I told you later, are in a slump. - Dizzy Dean

Heaven doesn't ignore cries of a broken heart. - Toba Beta

The future is made of the same stuff as the present. - Simone Weil

I'd rather have a broken arm than a broken heart. - Christie Brinkley

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fannie Flagg

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken. - Albert Camus

Sooner or later, even the fastest runners have to stand and fight. - Stephen King

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick the Great

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to. - Franklin P. Adams

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

As long as you're having fun and still doing stuff, it doesn't matter what other people think. - Nick Carter

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

For every failure, there's an alternative course of action. You just have to find it. When you come to a roadblock, take a detour. - Mary Kay Ash

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

That is what we are supposed to do when we are at our best - make it all up - but make it up so truly that later it will happen that way. - Ernest Hemingway

If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later. - Bob Paisley

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin


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