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Fix It Later Detour

If it ain't broke leave it alone

Fix It Later Detour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Consciousness is really far-out stuff. - Jerry Garcia

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom. - Shirley Conran

Tomato Paste: Used to fix broken pizza - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gotta Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it. - Will Smith

The heart will break, but broken live on. - Lord Byron

Failure is a detour, not a dead-end street. - Zig Ziglar

The bow too tensely strung is easily broken. - Publius Syrus

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

The Yankees, as I told you later, are in a slump. - Dizzy Dean

Cinnamon: Jamaican who broke the ten commandments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

The person who broke you can't be the one to fix you. - Unknown

Awards are like piles. Sooner or later, every bum gets one. - Maureen Lipman

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert H Asquith

Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken. - Albert Camus

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. - Benjamin Franklin

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin


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