Fix It Later Detour

Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

Failure is a detour, not a dead-end street. - Zig Ziglar

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. - Chinese Proverb

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

Middle age - later than you think and sooner than you expect. - Earl Wilson

I plan on growing old much later in life, or maybe not at all. - Patty Carey

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Everybody sooner or later sits down to a banquet of consequences. - Unknown

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to. - Franklin P. Adams

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it. - Unknown

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In later years, you fight because you do. - Joan Didion

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

For every failure, there's an alternative course of action. You just have to find it. When you come to a roadblock, take a detour. - Mary Kay Ash

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

That is what we are supposed to do when we are at our best - make it all up - but make it up so truly that later it will happen that way. - Ernest Hemingway