#1 humor site on the 'net

Fix It Later Detour

If it ain't broke leave it alone

Fix It Later Detour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

QuotaBills
Save your good times till later. - Unknown

Consciousness is really far-out stuff. - Jerry Garcia

Tomato Paste: Used to fix broken pizza - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That's the thing that broke the straw. - Archie Bunker

You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you. - Groucho Marx

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. - Chinese Proverb

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention. - Unknown

The future is made of the same stuff as the present. - Simone Weil

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert H Asquith

Sooner or later, even the fastest runners have to stand and fight. - Stephen King

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. - P.T. Barnum

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

The Italians have had 2,000 years to fix up the Forum and just look at the place! - P.J. O'Rourke

It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise. - Sara Teasdale

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

The superior man makes the difficulty to be overcome his first interest; success only comes later. - Confucius

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


Tree Face

Camper Tank

Shipley Donut Pants

Distressing Artwork

Child's Motorcycle Helmet

Montana Mountain Bike

Sealtastic

Bland Entrance

Cruising Advice

Cat Dugout

Open Drive Through

Secret Revealed

Tired Flagpole

Bent Car Sculpture

Cow Jacket

Thanks For Noticing

Overflow Truck Garden

Beach Sign Training

Encouraging Seal

GMC Pool

Nature Calls

You're Home Early

New Nail Gun

Long Noodles