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First Signs Of Spring

Finding one man's treasure hidden in a snow bank

First Signs Of Spring thanks to Marj Bramhill

Spring thaw reveals car hidden in snow bank

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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blossom by blossom the spring begins. - Algernon C Swinburne

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

That is one good thing about this world... there are always sure to be more springs. - L.M. Montgomery

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest. - Ernest Hemingway

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were - I have not seen
As others saw - I could not bring
My passions from a common spring. - Edgar Allan Poe

Here's a little groundhog furry and brown
He's coming up to look around;
If he sees his shadow, down he'll go
Then six more weeks of winter, OH NO! - Unknown

Burn down your cities and leave our farms, and your cities will spring up again as if by magic; but destroy our farms and the grass will grow in the streets of every city in the country. - William J Bryan

An Irishman will always soften bad news, so that a major coronary is no more than 'a bad turn' and a near hurricane that leaves thousands homeless is 'good drying weather'. - Hugh Leonard

There is nothing more to be said or to be done tonight, so hand me over my violin and let us try to forget for half an hour the miserable weather and the still more miserable ways of our fellowmen. - Arthur Conan Doyle


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