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Buster Keaton's stunts were ahead of his time
Joseph Frank 'Buster' Keaton (1895 – 1966) was an American actor, director, producer, writer, and stunt performer, best known for his silent films, in which his trademark was physical comedy with a consistently stoic, deadpan expression, earning him the nickname 'The Great Stone Face.'
The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein
Ultimately, inventing is not a committee activity. - Dean Kamen
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton
Inventing is seeing the same problem that everyone around the world is seeing, but looking at it differently. - Dean Kamen
I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond
If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen
The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour
Change does not roll in on the wheels of inevitability, but comes through continuous struggle. And so we must straighten our backs... A man can't ride you unless your back is bent. - Martin Luther King Jr.
Ultimately, inventing is not a committee activity. - Dean Kamen
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton
Inventing is seeing the same problem that everyone around the world is seeing, but looking at it differently. - Dean Kamen
I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond
If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen
The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour
Change does not roll in on the wheels of inevitability, but comes through continuous struggle. And so we must straighten our backs... A man can't ride you unless your back is bent. - Martin Luther King Jr.
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