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Finger Cup

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Finger Cup thanks to Barry McCartney

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Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A full cup must be carried steadily. - English Proverb

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra. - Shae Aaron

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower. - Mitch Hedberg

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup. - Unknown

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders


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