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Mugging: Stealing someone's coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra. - Shae Aaron

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower. - Mitch Hedberg

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock. - David Coleman

You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

I go silent so I can write. When my tongue is wagging, my fingers are silent. - Sonia Rumzi

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup. - Unknown

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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