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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A full cup must be carried steadily. - English Proverb

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra. - Shae Aaron

If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower. - Mitch Hedberg

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

I go silent so I can write. When my tongue is wagging, my fingers are silent. - Sonia Rumzi

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup. - Unknown

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien


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