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Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A full cup must be carried steadily. - English Proverb

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

I didn't give you the finger - you earned it. - Bill Murray

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock. - David Coleman

I go silent so I can write. When my tongue is wagging, my fingers are silent. - Sonia Rumzi

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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